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       Confucius Say.
    It's ok to let a fool kiss you,
    but don't let a kiss fool you.

       Confucius Say.
A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.

       Confucius Say.
It is better to lose a lover than love a loser.

       Confucius Say.
Man with a broken condom is called a Daddy

       Confucius Say.
Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, doesn’t know if he's coming or going.

       Confucius Say.
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

       Confucius Say.
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, and you lose interest.

       Confucius Say.
Viagra is like Disneyland ...a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

       Confucius Say.
It is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want.

       Confucius Say.
A joke is like sex.  Neither is any good if you don't get it.


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